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I am Stephen Baldwin’s Friend!

Hey, Stephen… I’m sorry. Serious. You’re the best. You’re going to my Top 8 soon as I’m done with this…

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Filed under: Stephen Baldwin on the road to Damascus, love. Jesus love., mea culpa. mea maxima culpa.

baldwin, blogs, brevity, the clash, clitoris, clones, ufos …

…in order of appearance!

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Dude, that ain’t no wussie stuff. That’s the power of God!
- Stephen Baldwin

As we all know, long thought out posts get no response, but short Stephen Baldwin jokes get replies. So I will try and keep things short and sweet. That’s right… for my blog I think that brevity is a virtue.

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p.s. fuck you, Stephen Baldwin!

D-list celebrity and something of baffoon Stephen Baldwin completely dissed my Myspace friend request today. It’s official… I am still six degrees of seperation from Stephen Baldwin!

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Why doesn’t Stephen Baldwin want to be my friend?

Stephen Baldwin still has not granted me his friendship.

I sent him a request on Monday night, and I know for a fact that he last logged on to his account on Thursday night.

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“Stephen Baldwin is in your extended network,”

or so says his Myspace profile… but what I really really really want is to be his friend!

Ever since that coolest of the “cool new people” (that would be YOU, Jesus) entered my life I am giddy with anticipation for the end times.

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About Me.



Lenny Flatley is not a Wiccan, a Scientologist or a registered Democrat. He will never finish his long promised account of the six months he spent on the Womens PGA Tour (for liability reasons). He is currently listening to the song "Words" by Doves. If you must contact him, he prefers that you do it on myspace.

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I wrote this stuff!

The Art Heist Gag Gang
Former Attorney General Ramsey Clark's introduction to my new novel, The Art Heist Gag Gang.

Des Preuves Écrites (The Written Evidence)
A short story about alienation, existentialism and antidisestablishmentarianism (no, not really).

An Interpretation of Timothy Leary
Timothy Leary, Aleister Crowley, thoughts on the Greenfield book.

Superman, You Sad Eyed Dinosaur
What do our heroes say about ourselves?

Tutti Frutti
Little Richard, post war cultural revolutionary!

Beyond the Wall of Sleep.
H. P. Lovecraft, an abandoned asylum, and me.

“To the Sirens first shalt thou come…”
This country will give you a war if you want it, and it will give you all the consumer benefits of a system that creates war, if you want it, while keeping the war itself safely stashed away. And if you’re not satisfied, you can always get a lap dance.

Hot Stuff

My space on Myspace.

...and on You Tube.

My face on Facebook.

My personal LibraryThing.

JesseHicks.com if you can believe there's such a thing!

My Mate Josh

Dave, you jerk!

I love you, Laura June. Really. You're the best. Don't ever change. Ciao.

My dead friend Bob Anton Wilson has his own blog now.