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Lessons from Celebrity Rehab: Season 1, Episode 2

A semi-regular look at the heartache and pain of self-serious celebrities. Is there anything more annoying than a Baldwin in rehab?

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You know, it occurs to me as I watch this ex-American Idol freak out on her first day of clean (reality TV) livin’ that I need a new land line. Something like the one above. Where do you even find a rotary dial phone anymore?

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Lessons from Celebrity Rehab: Season 1, Episode 1

A semi-regular look at the heartache and pain of self-serious celebrities. Is there anything more annoying than a Baldwin in rehab?

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First of all, I know that I am coming to this series late… I tend to take all of my TV shows from the iTunes store, and only after the entire season has aired.

Now, it’s painfully obvious (or will become so as you watch the series, on the off chance that you’ve never spent time with serious drug assholes) that people in the throws of their addiction are some of the most miserable, and some of the most painfully stupid, you will ever find. Dr. Drew, however, is a board certified “addictionologist,” and seems in no way impaired — yet he chooses to surround himself with these people on a daily basis!

God bless you, Dr. Drew — you’re the Mother Theresa of the C-list.

Filed under: Pittsburgh Dog News, society and culture, television

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Lenny Flatley is not a Wiccan, a Scientologist or a registered Democrat. He will never finish his long promised account of the six months he spent on the Womens PGA Tour (for liability reasons). He is currently listening to the song "Words" by Doves. If you must contact him, he prefers that you do it on myspace.

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