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November 3, 2006 • 10:31 pm 0

Moral majority, gay sex, crystal meth…

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Do I look gay to you?

According to this Yahoo! News article, the world famous Rev. Ted Haggard admitted that he, in fact, did hire a prostitute. And he bought meth from the guy. However, he did not have sex (opting instead for a “massage”) or actually use the drug.

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Filed under: Messe und hat ausgeglichen, Pretty gay!

September 26, 2006 • 11:02 pm 0

Tyra… I thought you were different!

Darn you!

You must know by now that I will never cross a picket line… even if it means I have to miss work or shop at a different supermarket.

As Dave reminded me in this post, there is a boycott, so I can’t watch ANTM until you agree to pay your writers a living wage, give them some health insurance, etc. etc.

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Filed under: As advertised on Myspace, Pretty gay!, Tyra's got no dignity

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Lenny Flatley is not a Wiccan, a Scientologist or a registered Democrat. He will never finish his long promised account of the six months he spent on the Womens PGA Tour (for liability reasons). He is currently listening to the song "Words" by Doves. If you must contact him, he prefers that you do it on myspace.

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I wrote this stuff!

The Art Heist Gag Gang
Former Attorney General Ramsey Clark's introduction to my new novel, The Art Heist Gag Gang.

Des Preuves Écrites (The Written Evidence)
A short story about alienation, existentialism and antidisestablishmentarianism (no, not really).

An Interpretation of Timothy Leary
Timothy Leary, Aleister Crowley, thoughts on the Greenfield book.

Superman, You Sad Eyed Dinosaur
What do our heroes say about ourselves?

Tutti Frutti
Little Richard, post war cultural revolutionary!

Beyond the Wall of Sleep.
H. P. Lovecraft, an abandoned asylum, and me.

“To the Sirens first shalt thou come…”
This country will give you a war if you want it, and it will give you all the consumer benefits of a system that creates war, if you want it, while keeping the war itself safely stashed away. And if you’re not satisfied, you can always get a lap dance.

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My face on Facebook.

My personal LibraryThing.

JesseHicks.com if you can believe there's such a thing!

My Mate Josh

Dave, you jerk!

I love you, Laura June. Really. You're the best. Don't ever change. Ciao.

My dead friend Bob Anton Wilson has his own blog now.

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