What’s even worse than the debate raging in American schools about the teaching of the soulless doctrine of evolution, is the non-debate over an issue that rational Americans have foolishly conceded to the secular among us: the issue of Heliocentrism, or the idea that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
… and later …
I support the Bible, and I don’t want my children learning about Heliocentrism in school. I think this doctrine encourages atheism, Darwinism, and anti-Americanism. I don’t want my tax dollars going to finance this kind of false science. It’s complete rot, and I hope that those of us who come to realize this can ultimately prevail against its propogation amongst OUR children with the money from OUR salaries.
(Just in case you weren’t hip to it, heliocentrism is the way-out belief that the Earth revolves around the Sun.)
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Filed under: love. Jesus love.
There was some truly bizarre news at NME.com today (Justin Timberlake working with the dead Johnny Cash? Evanescense split? Shoot me now!), but none quite like this, which I somehow missed on Easter:
Oasis and Stone Roses in bizarre Easter re-enactment
7000 witness the Manchester Passion
[link here.] 15.Apr.06 7:15pm
“Top rock’n'roll sinners including Oasis and The Stone Roses won Christian redemption last night,” according to NME. Jesus singing “Love Will Tear Us Apart” at the Last Supper? Judas singing the Smiths’ “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now”? New Order’s “Blue Monday” as the Jesus-Judas Duet-of-the-Millenium? (which millenium, I don’t know…)
None of these, however, quite as fascinating as the disciple Peter’ take on The Stone Roses’ “I Am The Resurrection,” I’m sure…
Continues NME, “Jesus was seen riding into town on a bike trailed by a parade of followers with lightsticks, while the Last Supper took place at a Manc burger van.”
According to some guy that was there, the Happy Mondays are beyond redemption:
The Happy Mondays, in particular, have always borrowed heavily and I was disappointed not to get a chorus of Halleluiah and a bit of Kinky Afro: ‘Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey / I had to crucify some brother today’.
Thank God for that.
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October 4, 2006 • 4:06 am
October 1, 2006 • 10:37 pm
…in order of appearance!
“Dude, that ain’t no wussie stuff. That’s the power of God!”
- Stephen Baldwin
As we all know, long thought out posts get no response, but short Stephen Baldwin jokes get replies. So I will try and keep things short and sweet. That’s right… for my blog I think that brevity is a virtue.
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Filed under: I've read every book on the Clash there is, Stephen Baldwin on the road to Damascus, love. Jesus love.
September 22, 2006 • 12:37 pm
September 20, 2006 • 8:20 pm
or so says his Myspace profile… but what I really really really want is to be his friend!
Ever since that coolest of the “cool new people” (that would be YOU, Jesus) entered my life I am giddy with anticipation for the end times.
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Filed under: Stephen Baldwin on the road to Damascus, love. Jesus love.
