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Theocracy Now!

Max Blumenthal takes us on another shocking trip to the far shores of the Christian right, this time to the 2007 Value Voters Summit. Starring Mike Huckabee, Rudy Giuliani (momentarily in drag), James Dobson, “Lucky Lou” Sheldon, Star Parker, Phyllis Schlafly, Frank Gaffney, and many more of the wingers we know and don’t necessarily love.

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wedding reviews — who woulda thunk it?

Apparently, Pitchfork reviews weddings now…

click here to see some shots from Josh and Laura’s.

Congratulations, kids!

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My Homecoming Queen Picks for 2007

this Gina can do anything: she cheers, she dances, and she drinks jello shots at boomerangs!

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a special request from Jackie Harvey

Item! The Sopranos is over, and I’m making one request: Don’t talk about it! I had to cancel my premium channels in order to get braces, so I have to wait until it is out on DVD. That said, the scuttlebutt I heard is that Tony himself, James Gandalf, is going to play a tough guy in his next project. Details are sketchy, but you should look forward to some brooding and simmering, possibly even explosive rage. That man can act!

Continue reading: the Outside Scoop by Jackie Harvey.

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I went to High School with this cat…

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Milli Vanilli-Ice: Girl You Know It’s Ice

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Rebellion, Revolution & Religiousness

[Osho: I hope that you can appreciate the fact that I have purposely chosen the silliest picture I could find of him!]

from Rebellion, Revolution & Religiousness:

Revolutions in the past have happened all around the world, but no revolution has succeeded in doing what it promised. It promised equality, without understanding the psychology of human individuality. Each human individual is so unique that to force them to equality is not going to make people happy, but utterly miserable.

I also love the idea of equality, but in a totally different way. My idea of equality is equal opportunity for all to be unequal, equal opportunity for all to be unique and themselves. Certainly they will be different from each other, and a society which does not have variety and differences is a very poor society. Variety brings beauty, richness, color.

But it has not yet dawned on the millions around the world that revolution has not helped, and they still go on thinking in terms of revolution. They have not understood anything from the history of man.

It is said that history repeats itself. I say it is not history that repeats itself; it only seems to repeat itself because man is absolutely unconscious and he goes on doing the same thing again and again without learning anything, without becoming mature, alert, and aware.

When all the revolutions have failed, some new door should be opened. There is no point in again and again changing the powerful into the powerless and the powerless into the powerful; this is a circle that goes on moving.

I don’t preach revolution. I am utterly against revolution. I say unto you that my word for the future, and for those who are intelligent enough in the present, is rebellion.

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“My” Tunes, right now.

  • “Madonna of the Wasps,” Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians
  • “Keys To Your Heart, ” the 101ers
  • “Octopus,” Syd Barrett
  • “Pretty Ballerina,” Left Banke
  • “Yet Another Girl,” The 6ths
  • “Metal Guru,” T. Rex
  • “Final Solution,” Peter Murphy
  • “Dean’s Dream,” The Dead Milkmen
  • “Metaphor,” Sparks
  • “Pass It to Jah,” Dee Dee Ramone
  • “Within You Without You,” Sonic Youth
  • “If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Bite ‘Em,” Weird War
  • “I’m Five Years Ahead Of My Time,” The Third Bardo
  • “Charlie Don’t Surf,” The Clash
  • “That’s How I Escaped My Certain Fate,” Mission Of Burma
  • “Pressure,” Billy Joel
  • “That Great Love Sound,” The Raveonettes
  • “Revol,” Manic Street Preachers
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    CNN puts words in my mouth… again!

    Songs That Didn’t Used To Exist reports…

    …For what, like the 30th day in a row, CNN.com has published about Spider-Man 3. Boy, are they fucking smitten. The verdict? They’re not sure, to be honest. A little on the fence.

    Lenny? Not on the fence at all. He thinks it’s the “blockbuster of the summer.” His words exactly. He also loves Babyshambles. Who don’t? Brilliant.

    Posted by Laura June at 5:50 PM

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    Bastard In Love.

    LJD-T: yeah
    you sound like a real charmer, yourself!!!
    she’s at home like “where’s my stalker?”

    me: is that better?

    LJD-T’s new status message – Lenny is hiding from you 3:00 PM

    LJD-T: yeah

    me: ah!!!

    LJD-T: i’m bloggin about you right now!!

    me: my greatest fear and my greatest thrill

    LJD-T: you bet!
    wait
    how come so many people read your blog? i mean, i know it’s great

    me: i dont understand… i thought that Black Flag was some sort of weird, avante garde fusion band when i was 14… what the hell was i on?

    LJD-T: but how do they find it? you must have a better social network than i!
    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    blog it!

    me: on it.
    done. and done.

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    About Me.



    Lenny Flatley is not a Wiccan, a Scientologist or a registered Democrat. He will never finish his long promised account of the six months he spent on the Womens PGA Tour (for liability reasons). He is currently listening to the song "Words" by Doves. If you must contact him, he prefers that you do it on myspace.

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    I wrote this stuff!

    The Art Heist Gag Gang
    Former Attorney General Ramsey Clark's introduction to my new novel, The Art Heist Gag Gang.

    Des Preuves Écrites (The Written Evidence)
    A short story about alienation, existentialism and antidisestablishmentarianism (no, not really).

    An Interpretation of Timothy Leary
    Timothy Leary, Aleister Crowley, thoughts on the Greenfield book.

    Superman, You Sad Eyed Dinosaur
    What do our heroes say about ourselves?

    Tutti Frutti
    Little Richard, post war cultural revolutionary!

    Beyond the Wall of Sleep.
    H. P. Lovecraft, an abandoned asylum, and me.

    “To the Sirens first shalt thou come…”
    This country will give you a war if you want it, and it will give you all the consumer benefits of a system that creates war, if you want it, while keeping the war itself safely stashed away. And if you’re not satisfied, you can always get a lap dance.

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    My space on Myspace.

    ...and on You Tube.

    My face on Facebook.

    My personal LibraryThing.

    JesseHicks.com if you can believe there's such a thing!

    My Mate Josh

    Dave, you jerk!

    I love you, Laura June. Really. You're the best. Don't ever change. Ciao.

    My dead friend Bob Anton Wilson has his own blog now.