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video: Norman Mailer, I’m Pregnant!

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Lenny’s “Weekly” “friend” “round up”.

Let’s see…

Josh (who I am going to start calling Toppo, by the way, if he doesn’t watch it), still hates “President” George W. Bush. And who can blame him?

Laura June (who I am going to start calling Mrs. Toppo, by the way, if she doesn’t watch it), proves categorically that George Clooney is not the sexiest man alive. Shit. And I just ordered three dozen mousepads from cafe press that say otherwise.

Dave is going to LebowskiFest. And I am guessing that he’s drunk.

Perez recently posted this shaved beaver shot of Lindsay Lohan. And it ain’t pretty, people.

Apparently Bill, “the Mental Refresher” himself, has been listening to this one record and one record only since October 22nd.

And me? well, I am so brainfried that when I tried to take this quiz, and it asked for my age, I looked at my watch!

What American accent do you have?

Your Result: The West

 

 

Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you’re a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.

What American accent do you have?
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Filed under: I am a 14 year old girl, I'm watching Breakin' again!, cool Jews

Psychopath?? I wish!!!

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the Original “White Negro.”

I have been staring at this blank screen for two days, and this is all I have come up with:

In his oft-cited essay of the same name, “The White Negro,” Norman Mailer — several years before he tried to bite off Rip Torn’s ear — characterized the psychopath as someone who is “trying to create a new nervous system” for his or herself.

Generally we are obliged to act with a nervous system which has been formed from infancy, and which carries in the style of its circuits the very contradictions of our parents and our early milieu…. It is … not only the ‘dead weight of the institutions of the past’ but indeed the inefficient and often antiquated nervous circuits of the past which strangle our potentiality for responding to new possibilities.

(from “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957))

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Filed under: Reading Is FUN-damental!, cool Jews, not strictly Myspace related, superficial reflections

He thinks TV is real…

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I am watching Dirty Dancing. I like to think of it as a prequel to Red Dawn. I never noticed this before, but the main character’s mom is the grandma from Gilmore Girls and her dad is Lenny from Law and Order. What kind of crazy mixed-up world is this? Why didn’t Swayze dance for us in Red Dawn? When did Lenny and Emily split up? Why did Baby and Swayze pretend not to know each other? It was World War III, after all. If Charlie Sheen and Baby hooked up (at the end of Ferris Buillers Day Off) and Swayze and Baby hooked up, then isn’t it like Swayze and Sheen had sex with each other? I guess this would make Baby and Lorelei step sisters.

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Norman Mailer battles Rip Torn!

[This one is for the book nerdlings... I'm looking at you, Laura June...]

from subcin:

Norman Mailer created a film in the late 60s called MAIDSTONE. He played the part of a famous movie director who is considering a run for the presidency. Rip Torn played his potential assassin. At the end of filming, Rip appeared to get a little too far into his role, and he attacked Mailer on camera with a hammer, drawing blood. Mailer retaliated by viciously biting into Torn’s ear, drawing even more blood. This is the fight.

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Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

Filed under: What's new pussycat?, cool Jews

Manson!

A failed pilot from 1962, featuring Charles Manson (before his incarceration) and a star studded cast. Unfortunately, it was never picked up. So then, let us look into a window of the past!

Filed under: As advertised on Myspace, Pittsburgh Dog News, cool Jews

Get Laid Now! Ask Me How!

I thought that Jeff Diehl’s article, Downfall of “The Seducer” (about my close, personal friend Ross Jeffries, pictured below) was going to be humorous. But it was just sort of sad.

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Filed under: Screwballz!, cool Jews, not strictly Myspace related

About Me.



Lenny Flatley is not a Wiccan, a Scientologist or a registered Democrat. He will never finish his long promised account of the six months he spent on the Womens PGA Tour (for liability reasons). He is currently listening to the song "Words" by Doves. If you must contact him, he prefers that you do it on myspace.

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I wrote this stuff!

The Art Heist Gag Gang
Former Attorney General Ramsey Clark's introduction to my new novel, The Art Heist Gag Gang.

Des Preuves Écrites (The Written Evidence)
A short story about alienation, existentialism and antidisestablishmentarianism (no, not really).

An Interpretation of Timothy Leary
Timothy Leary, Aleister Crowley, thoughts on the Greenfield book.

Superman, You Sad Eyed Dinosaur
What do our heroes say about ourselves?

Tutti Frutti
Little Richard, post war cultural revolutionary!

Beyond the Wall of Sleep.
H. P. Lovecraft, an abandoned asylum, and me.

“To the Sirens first shalt thou come…”
This country will give you a war if you want it, and it will give you all the consumer benefits of a system that creates war, if you want it, while keeping the war itself safely stashed away. And if you’re not satisfied, you can always get a lap dance.

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My space on Myspace.

...and on You Tube.

My face on Facebook.

My personal LibraryThing.

JesseHicks.com if you can believe there's such a thing!

My Mate Josh

Dave, you jerk!

I love you, Laura June. Really. You're the best. Don't ever change. Ciao.

My dead friend Bob Anton Wilson has his own blog now.