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June 30, 2007 • 11:27 pm 2

iShall Return…


My bud Josh returns his iPhone.

iPhone number one has been taken back to the store, citing “janky keyboard” and “no money for rent” as reasons behind the return. Note the look of utter shock, confusion, and hurt on the face of the Apple employee as she notified us of their 10% restocking fee…

check out: First Engadget iPhone returned at Engadget.

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Then again, Anthony seems to love his…

Filed under: As advertised on Myspace, conspicuous consumption

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Lenny Flatley is not a Wiccan, a Scientologist or a registered Democrat. He will never finish his long promised account of the six months he spent on the Womens PGA Tour (for liability reasons). He is currently listening to the song "Words" by Doves. If you must contact him, he prefers that you do it on myspace.

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